From My Heart To You
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Dog Philosophy
The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then
when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of
pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00
in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make
him prosperous, he will not bite you; that
is the principal difference between a
dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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Can You Feel The Love
from Lion King
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