Jesus vs satan


Jesus and satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days
and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God
said "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two
hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away!

They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.
They sent faxes. They sent E-mail. They sent Email out with
attachments. They downloaded. They did some geneology
reports. They made cards.

They did every known job, BUT, ten minutes before the time
was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, the rain poured, AND, of course, the electricity went off.

Jesus just sighed!

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. satan started searching frantically
screaming.

"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went
out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from
the past two hours. satan observed this and became even more
irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

God shrugged and said,

"JESUS SAVES!"

And AMEN to that!

Author Unknown